2015 Bonus Martins and wisdom of the LCM

3 Martinmas 2015
Well it's only the third Martin submission and the LCM would like to pass on the words of MARS, the GodMartin.

"Tis early but my flock have done well. That is all".

Naturally the LCM is pleased that his lecture inspired and instilled the importance of Martinmas. The LCM takes full credit.

The LCM is always right.

All hail.

5 Martinmas 2015
SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE GODMARTIN VIA THE LCM

''“Mars is pleasantly surprised by the debut Martin submission and dons his Kippah. One can only hope the other new flock members are as inspiring. That is all.”

 

10 Martinmas 2015
Its good to see my Martin spending his money on good causes…. for himself

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/09/entertainment/martin-shkreli-wu-tang-album-feat/index.html

13 Martinmas 2015
............

Martin Blanchard where are you? You had the brass neck to tell the LCM that you were the forgotten Martin, the LCM added you to this select list, and what do you give in return?

The LCM will be "releasing th Aki" if you do not submit asap.

18 Martinmas 2015 - "PineMartinGate"
STEWARDS ENQUIRY STEWARDS ENQUIRY

AMENDED RESULT

FULL REPORT BY THE CHIEF STIPENDIARY STEWARD BUT TO PARAPHRASE MARTIN PERERA

“This is the slackest bit of repeat Martin offending I have ever seen. Who is this guy? Cancel his holiday”

Warning for Mad Martin for not doing his homework.

First verbal warning for both.

Martin Perera still exasperated and calming down in trap 2.

The LCM decrees that he has never seen him like this on over 7 years of stewardship.



Unforgivable.

Get thee to a nunnery!

(Bonus Martin - I would recommend the convent of St Martin of Tours in the Bronx, New York, since you’re heading that way)

From Martin Hero following first submission

To Martin zero following PineMartinGate

To a bl00dy Martin Hero again

This is quite simply one of the most lucid examples of a Martin Redemption.

Knowing the LCM’s love of equine studies, this submission resonates with both the LCM and the GodMartin (earth name Stan Lewis), who from an early age taught the LCM the secrets of the Dark Horses Annual and the Marten Julian points system (5 points for a win last time out…..).

In fact the first winner that the LCM didst have using the Marten Julian formula was Sacre Coeur when he beat Arpal Breeze at 3/1 (Bangor 1 November 1991).

http://www.racingpost.com/horses/horse_home.sd?horse_id=8318#topHorseTabs=horse_race_record&bottomHorseTabs=horse_form

16 Martinmas 2015
Is one of the flock attempting to wind up the LCM today?

Go away, think, repent, realise how lucky you are to be a Martin and then submit something that isn’t a FOOKIN PINE MARTEN as we’ve had quite enough of these this year!

18 Martinmas 2015
….an update on Bad Martin. They should throw the book at him for the shame he’s brought on the Martin fraternity

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/12/17/martin-shkreli-arrested-for-securities-fraud-turing-pharmaceuticals-aids-cancer-drug_n_8826288.html?ncid=fcbklnkukhpmg00000001

A note to Brother Martin and Mad Martin.

“Early Martin submissions are the preferred route, especially when the Martin of the day has already been submitted in advance. We aim to avoid Martin free submission days where possible.”

An appropriately named bonus Martin for you whilst we wait for Brother Martin and Mad Martin to get their house in order

https://www.facebook.com/Wheres-Martin-176467419094891/ Great work Merdo Martin, your work has been deemed “Highly Commended” without winning the elusive Martin society Bronze medal.

A white certificate is on its way to you.

23 Martinmas 2015
Spotted in London.

Glad to see we are expanding in an attempt to Martinise the capital. Well done LCM, all hail.

http://martinisation.com/