Martin Atkins



And now ladies and gentlemen it’s time to meet the player. He is the non-record breaking, non-history making, one time quarter finalist, OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOORLD, it’s



MARTIN 

  

“THE ASSASSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN” 

  

ATKINS 

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; color:#1F497D">(paranoid by Black Sabbath, his signature walk on tune plays in the background as a riggy BDO walk on girl trails in his wake)

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; color:#1F497D">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Atkins_(darts_player)

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; color:#1F497D">Martin is a darts player. Not the glitz and glamour of the PDC for this Martin though, he keeps it real in the 1960’s working mans clubs that the BDO calls home. His finest moment came in the 2012 world championships, where he made it to the quarter finals before being cruelly cheated by the dastardly Ted “the Christmas poo” Hankey.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; color:#1F497D">He also won the 2006 Finnish open. And you didn’t. So there.