Grotbags

GROTBAGS…



Or, more accurately the actress Carol Lee Scott who used to play Grotbags saying “Martinmas” live on Jonathan Ross.



Yes brethren, the attached video clip provides proof of this very event. There is no trickery here, it is not a word that sounds like Martinmas, it is the word Martinmas. It is a short video and you will need to listen closely from the start.



Back in the early part of last year, the LCM did have a per chance meeting with Carol (more recently of Sky 1 comedy Trollied fame) at the and the LCM enlightened her about the concept of Martinmas as it was fresh in the memory from last year. She had been performing in a pantomime in Southport and I collared her walking around Lord Street.



<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; color:#1F497D;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">She was quite taken by the idea and wanted to become a Martina. The LCM declared that she could only be adopted into the fold if she were to spread the word of Martinmas and so this was the result.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; color:#1F497D;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">The LCM is everywhere, subliminally getting his word out there to the great unwashed.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; color:#1F497D;mso-ansi-language:EN-US">LCM