LCM Coffee Cup

A)    The LCM’s second and final submission is yet more evidence that the LCM is taking over the world. We’ve already had the lecture on Martin and the subliminal Sinfield/Martin messages in the national papers. Today I bring you the LCM coffee cup (attached).

The inspiration for this came from the LCM’s recent visit to a coffee shop with Mad Martin (aka Martin Bottone). The LCM was served his drink first and Mad Martin was behind him in the queue. The lady at the till asked Mad Martin and the  LCM “are you together”. The LCM kept his counsel at this question (the LCM does not talk to non-Martins if he doesn’t have to) and in the confusion, Mad Martin did his usual confused look and blurted out “Erm…he’s just my Lord Chief Martin” – to which the poor non Martin was quite simply dumbstruck.

This is a genuine story my friends and inspired by this the LCM did taketh it upon himself to obtain an LCM coffee cup.

So this very morning whilst visiting clients, the LCM purchased a coffee pre-meeting. When asked what his name was by the guy behind the counter, he simply said “My name is L, C, M. Lima Charlie Martin” (the new phonetic alphabet version of Mike “M”).

Without hesitation the non-Martin serving complied and here is the evidence.

All hail.

The LCM is all seeing.

Happy Martinmas everyone.